is your mom at the bar?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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