i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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