I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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