I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
someone owes me an orgasm
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Randomize
