is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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