O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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