But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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