I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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