chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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