hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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