ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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