how do flat chested girls get laid?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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