i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
His nipple licking is glorious
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