I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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