What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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