I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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