is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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