she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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