I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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