Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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