OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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