I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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