called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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