I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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