i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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