Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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