I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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