Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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