I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
