Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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