it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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