Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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