all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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