i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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