guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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