I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
stop calling my apartment porn island.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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