I must be too annoying 4 u.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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