So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You're like the curious george of whores
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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