Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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