I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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