question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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