she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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