You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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