in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
