id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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