3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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