honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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