She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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