they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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