people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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